bathroom sex rules

if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.

if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.

guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.

guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules

by charlie perc March 26, 2020

Universal Bathroom Time

10a.m. in most offices when everyone seems to head to the bathrooms filling up all the stalls etc.

What is this,Universal Bathroom Time?

by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

Zoltan Bathory

The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.

"Zoltan Bathory writes some of the tastiest riffs I've ever heard."

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

XY Bathroom

XY bathroom - noun(n) - Signn denoting use of a certain bathroom by a certain gender based on genetics and not magical thinking. This delineation between male and female genders of the human species is definite and unwavering no matter what sort of costume a mentally ill individual may don.

Tranny 1 - "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, my taped up junk is about to fall."

Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."

Note - this is the opposite of an XX bathroom and is known colloquially as the Mens' room.

Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."

by $lapaho January 12, 2021

gender neutral bathroom

Ronald Reagan's grave. The best gender-neutral bathroom is Ronald Reagan's grave.

gender fluid person: "hey have you seen a gender neutral bathroom anywhere?"
kind human: "yes there is a really good 1one over there."

gender fluid person: "Oh thank you. Well Reagan, is it trickling down?"

by log.system "assets>meta>user" April 21, 2022

bathroom walk of shame

a variation of the walk of shame where a guy has to walk by other guys in the men's room who are washing their hands and/or using the urinals in order to get to a stall to take a dump

-Ughh.. I had to take a dump right after the office fire drill when there were 20 guys in the restroom. Total bathroom walk of shame.

by disgusto October 21, 2011

dolphin special care bathroom

Dolphin is a company. They make bathrooms. These bathrooms are for people who need special care. Therefore, they are called dolphin special care bathrooms.

This is a way of calling a person a retard.

A child was rolling around on the floor screaming and being rather odd. Sally said "Go to your dolphin special care bathroom".

by Duncan Maud January 14, 2007