backsidespacito

A very serious injury which makes the butt grow extra skin in the shape of a guitar and fart to the tune of despacito.
It cannot be cured.

*muffled strum strummy strum*
ohno
i have
backsidespacito

by sdex May 10, 2020

backseat baptist

the annoying people that sit in the back of church. normally eating and making fun. aka: my family 😎

“i hate dem der backseat baptists”

by gaymanilikedick May 24, 2020

backslammer

A margarita which has more alcohol than traditionally used for a single serving.

I thought I didn’t have much to drink, but Andy’s backslammers had me lit.

by PeachtreeCity September 5, 2020

Backseat strangler

When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.

Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.

by bill77hill May 9, 2021

backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.

Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*

by aria k! March 8, 2022

backscreening

When one inserts a finger into their anus when constipated to retrieve feces that may be stuck and relieve themselves.

"Candice decided she would try backscreening in the shower again"

by Starflyte the Chicken March 27, 2022

Backseat Drawing

Similar to Backseat Gaming, it is the act of watching someone draw and constantly making unprompted suggestions and corrections.

Somebody - How about you make those eyes yellow?
Artist - Please stop Backseat Drawing. I'm drawing for me, not for you.

by RobTheRobot July 11, 2022