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bald

someone that looks like Theo Karapenis
im an innovator babeeeeeeeee- Theo Karapenis- the bald
by bonermantheo December 6, 2019
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bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.
"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"
by jfishyy February 1, 2022
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bald head strength

The extra strength a nigga gets when he’s Bald Asf
-Ayo that man got bald head strength you see how he head butted him

-Look at that bald ass head I just know he got that bald head strength
by Goatstatus February 14, 2022
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Are you bald?

Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.
You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?
by olans June 4, 2017
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Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.
by adolfnigler January 4, 2023
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Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023
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