bacteremia

A disease in which bacteria enter the blood like vampires and fuck with it, turning it into soup and killing the immune system.

Did you hear about ----? I heard she caught Bacteremia. Damn that bitch was fucked.

by bat shit fucking insane January 29, 2010

bachelor success

the involvement of a dead hooker during or at the end of a party.

steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?

Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.

steve: oooohh. right.

by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010

bachenit

Verb-

To mix up your daily company when your significant other is either out of town, or gone for a long leave of absence.

I am bachenit tonight, do you want to go out with the guys?

by 002002craig April 2, 2011

Bachelor' Manners

One who is so used to living alone, that they leave the door open, while engaging in bodily functions.

I went over to John's place and he entered the bathroom to relive himself and neglected to close the door. He obviously had Bachelor' Manners.

by Buffy/Fluffy October 16, 2011

bachelorstard

A friend or some guy you know that is a single asshole

Hey you know john doe? Hes such a bachelorstard

by Muy mal September 14, 2013

bachelor stew

ramen noodles or ready to eat, just add hot water soup

Looks like i am broke again. Guess i will just have bachelor stew!

by murray1972 February 6, 2014

bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014