Quickly washing your armpits, crotch, face and neck in a sink atany various location. Can be performed at a coffee shoppe or a one night stand's crib after a long night at the club.
Dude 1: "She totally wants me but I have swass and have been sweating all night!"
Dude 2: "Give yourself a bird bath, man!"
Dude 2: "Give yourself a bird bath, man!"
by neoxp July 17, 2009
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2) Bloody Excrement
3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials
4) some nasty shit
2) Bloody Excrement
3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials
4) some nasty shit
a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"
b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "
c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"
d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"
b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "
c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"
d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"
by Dr. Jerry Gale MD/CRS/DBA/ACS February 11, 2010
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the flying bird is any person that is capable of intense skateboarding abilities and can obtain 8 ft of air.
by bigmac2528 January 29, 2012
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Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"
by King Deezus January 2, 2017
Get the Bird Derby mug.The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.
Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online
Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online
Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks
Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks
Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks
by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017
Get the bird tricks mug.when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.
friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
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