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rape alarm

It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.

It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
by Downtown Wtf April 18, 2010
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false alarm

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms
dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her
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Alaris

Alaris is a kind and hardworking boy that will be the man of your dreams. He is a wonderful person to be around and overall just a great person. You will have a great time married to an Alaris. They tend to be on the handsome side but not overly cute. They are also very smart people that work hard to achieve their goals.
"You went out with an Alaris last night! Lucky."
by jaja yall May 21, 2020
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Strawberry Alarm Clock

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.
It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.
by Steven11242 March 26, 2011
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Lunk Alarm

The lunk who wrote this "definition" is so insecure that he needs to complain about a place that's safe for people who may just be getting the nerve up to begin. It looks like he's more interested in that $10 than the wellbeing of others. Nice.
The lunk alarm sounded when that guy clicked the SUBMIT button.
by MiSC-en-Scène January 8, 2016
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Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time
Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks
by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011
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alartsma

A type of taco with a machine gun attatched
I just had a alartsma
by spyrl November 8, 2003
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