Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay
Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?
Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all
Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link
Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all
Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link
by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019

by DracoPalfoy August 24, 2017

He pretended to anyone who would still listen that he had experienced and accomplished nearly everything, but in the silence and darkness, he looked back on the days and years and knew that he had been there, done naught.
by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2020

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.
A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

by USUC October 18, 2017

by conjizzled and confizzled April 18, 2018

When someone leaves themselves logged in on facebook so you leave a prank status, and then you log out and immediately sign in as yourself and like the status, showing that you were the one who made it up.
Carl was the first one to like Frank's status about wanting to have sex with Justin Bieber, so I knew he was the one who came up with that great idea. It was his "I done it" like
by jack butler505 June 6, 2011
