Coconut hotline

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.

We need business for our new food truck so I'm going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022

Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020

Coconut Bo

🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

Person 1: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐
Person 2: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

by Dead_Thing_Walking September 13, 2021

Coconutting

The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.

I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.

by NOFACE512 March 9, 2021

Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"

"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"

by Krumira February 13, 2022