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African Vagina Roulette

Noun.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'

This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.

The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.
Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??
by God McJesus February 19, 2009
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white african american

A person of white South African origin, currently residing in America
I'm white african american. I was born in South Africa, but got American citizenship.
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Same meaning as "Nigger in the woodpile" just more "politically correct." It means there is black ancestry (or Native American) in a white person's "bloodline."
Suzie had a great, great, great uncle who was a black man. He is said to be the "Nigger in the Woodpile".

With all this political correctness, you can't say there's a nigger in the woodpile anymore, you have to say there's an African American in the Lumberyard.
by HfromGA April 16, 2008
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Africunt

I went to the mall, and saw this africunt i wanted to holla at.
by ryon91 April 14, 2007
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Africannon

warrior a warrior from the dark continent; a soldier for the motherland
Kunta Kintae showed he was a true africannon when he endured the lashes rather than call himself Toby.

Marcus Garvey was the first africannon to call for Africa's children to come home in the late 1960's in America.
by FuriousWon May 21, 2008
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African smile mask

A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.
Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!
by Lynch Z February 19, 2010
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Airclammer

Someone who doesn't turn on the air in their vehicle resulting in a unpleasant, clammy, muggy, and 'like it's been breathed before' feel to the air. (especially noticeable when breathing)

This is most prominent in cars with cloth seats which adds a dusty accent to the air.
"Wow, thank god we got out of that car, I couldn't breathe."

"Yeah I know, Doug's such an airclammer.
by Choowee September 23, 2010
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