Abe Jackson

Noun

A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.

"Oh, are we gonna hit up that Christmas party at Shaun's, hold on, let me don my Abe Jackson."

by DonKeedix December 21, 2021

Whale Abs

When they're just not stealth abs anymore.
There's nothing underneath.

Paige: You fat fuck.
Charlie: They're stealth abs
Paige: No... They're whale abs.

by alpaigeca February 27, 2011

Abe

Sexiest name on planet earth. If Brendon Fraser, John Krasinski, Christopher Reeve, and Tom welling were one beefcake of a human being.

“Oh no, Abe stole my girl, and my wallet. And my car. And my Cinnamon Toast Crunch.”

by babyspielberg November 21, 2021

Awk Ab

when a person has an odd ab out. like a 7 pack or a 11 pack!

Wow kid. lets talk about an awk ab!

by awkotaco fan May 4, 2012

Abeing

The act of throwing up in one's mouth, then having to swallow it after seeing, hearing or experiencing something physically upsetting. Everyone has abed at least once in their life time.

Sam calls his friend John over to come look at the maggot infested corpse of a dead body he just discovered.

Sam: Yo John, come look at this!!!

John: *while looking at the body, abeing* dude wtf!?

Sam: Bro did you just abe?

John: Ya

Sam: Ha ha ha man you're so weak!

by Professor Abe December 11, 2013

Abe

Abe’s are people who you can’t really dislike. They love to do things and are great company. He’s a hot guy who’s carrying a tree in his pants who also has an excessive amount of confidence and a huge ego. Abe’s do have a fuck boy phase and run rampant sometimes but come back to earth afterwards. They tend to let empathy & sympathy get the best of them so they give more than they get. They also have great music taste.

I’m so glad Abe was there, He made things a lot less awkward

The ego on Abe is insane

by madeintheshade2022 November 23, 2021

Abe

The hottest kid in your class who get all the girl and leaves you in the dust because he is superior.

He must be named Abe, because he is so hot.

by Daddy Biden November 4, 2020