by Asher A SMASHER March 05, 2022
by Yol May 04, 2020
Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.
by 2knuckleshuffle November 18, 2010
by doug p January 10, 2008
Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
by Unquestionably Burdensome July 29, 2023
'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021
Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming
Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night
Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry
Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry
by El daddio December 11, 2022