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Sweat clank

When you go to take a dump while your sweating really bad and the toilet seat sticks to ur ass and slams down and goes clank !
Jimmy, I had to go to the bathroom really bad after jogging and had a sweat clank
by Chesterbimbo March 30, 2016
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dildo sweat

The vaginal secretions covering the outside of a Dildo once properly administered.
Scott: My mom's dildo is all wet and slimy. I think my dog's been chewing on it.

Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.
by HKTH January 14, 2007
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hippy sweat

One of the rarest substances on Earth. Is most often produced when a hippy is pulled over by "the man". There was an unconfirmed report that hippy sweat had been distilled from a working hippy. However most experts agree this is unlikely.
Hippy stench is commonly mistaken for hippy sweat. The former results from the hippy's inate fear of bathing and is of a gaseous form, while the later is produced through physical exertion of the hippy (hence it's rarity) and is in a liquid state.
After 40 years of trying, Ben & Jerry's gave up on their effort to produce hippy sweat flavored ice cream due to their inability to harvest the natural flavoring.
by WavyGravy May 3, 2007
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booty sweats

What happens when you don't wipe your ass properly and you get itchy and wet in the rear area and the cause of most skid marks
I think i need to re-wipe, im gettin the booty sweats!
by BigMark006 May 1, 2007
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School Sweat

Someone who is an absolute sweat when it comes to school. They rarely miss an assignment, they do good on basically everything, they always earn rewards, and don't know how the fuck to relax and kick back.
"Nigga got a 95+ average for the whole year, fucking school sweat.
by MiniD3rp March 20, 2019
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Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed- Grayson Dolan 2017
Ethan: What’s up dude

Grayson: I have meat sweats all over my bed ahhhh
by bitxhgrant December 10, 2017
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Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed
by DolansDictionary December 10, 2017
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