Brandon

a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.

Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer

by A boy that lags May 17, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.

That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.

by LordGanggyisdaddy February 6, 2019

brandon

A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.

Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"

Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."

by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020

Brandon

And absolute dick and is very cocky

Oh you know brandon yeah that dick

by Yournan123x January 12, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a masculine guy who most often identifies as gay. He is a thrill seeker and loves making spontaneous decisions. Most if not all Brandon's are extremely handsome and will attract many males and females.

Damn, I wish I was a Brandon so I could get all the guys and girls.

by theraldicktionary August 7, 2018

Brandon

F-boy.

Brandon is a f boy

by ñañaññqñqñqljejr October 17, 2019

Brandon

The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.

Brandon is cool as fuck

by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017