Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

How to tell if a girl likes you

The girl will like you if she's known you for a decent amount of time and can't help but smile whenever your near. You may think she doesn't like you because she denied it once but in reality she was too embarrassed to say the truth. She will look at you any chance she gets and loves when you make her laugh. Girls like if you defend them and talk to them even if it's just to ask them for a spare pen. The smallest things matter. Shoot your shot or hint to her.

Tips on how a girl may act if she likes you. How to tell if a girl likes you

by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

If A Surprise Reveal Does Not Come With A Relealization Then You Are considered A "'Genre'"

If A Surprise Reveal Does Not Come With A Relealization Then You Are considered A "'Genre'"

If A Surprise Reveal Does Not Come With A Relealization Then You Are considered A "'Genre'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025