Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
Get the Smelly Crusty Toastmug. Smelly wong basically defines a very un-washed dirty cock very oftenly used by escorts when the guy paying is very dirty in his manner
1: you get paid to do this so suck it
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this
by WetCliveTheWilly September 3, 2018
Get the Smelly wongmug. When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'
A) do you love the smell of updog
B) What's updog
A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck
he is a smelly updog
B) What's updog
A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck
he is a smelly updog
by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024
Get the smelly updogmug. The slinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government
by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019
Get the smelly boy ojomug. The slinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government!
by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019
Get the smelly boy ojomug. by Milk4451 January 12, 2024
Get the Smelly Trout Bucketmug. A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls
by Farik Hanson April 2, 2021
Get the Smelly Cowmug.