Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013

Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

by Big D*** June 2, 2015

sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".

Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt

by Martin 123 November 7, 2019

Sam

A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.

Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!

by Ruby loscerman May 1, 2019

Sam

Sams a gay kid who plays to many videogames and doesnt go outside or take showers

Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit

by Shmeasy June 13, 2019

Sam

A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.

Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?

by FECKULOL August 4, 2019

Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.

I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019