Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

vincenzo melon

likes to eat. mr. mocho man. super strong. not a chimpmunck. loves to party

vincenzo melon is the man

by locostacos56 August 2, 2018

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009

melon juicing

ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
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1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.

Melon juicing always feels best when your partner doesn't skip leg day.

by Cake Connoisseur July 19, 2023