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Heather

Conan Gray made a song called "Heather." The song is about how someone wishes they were "Heather" because their crush likes Heather. Basically, "Heather" is a girl who is perfect in other people's eyes. She is the girl everyone is jealous of.
I like him so much but he doesnt like me back. I wish I were Heather.
by lilly9045 August 14, 2020
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Heathered

folded, bitched, flaked, blacked out, pulled trig, fucked up, screwed up
"you fucking heathered"
"she drank so much she heathered"
by heathered May 6, 2018
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Heather

HEATHER SLAYYYYSSSSSS
Heather is amazing.

Heather is cuter than me🥺 .
by Reina4ever May 23, 2019
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Evelyn Toribio Is Vergil, Skye Toribio Is Sparda, Heather Toribio Is Dante
Evelyn Toribio Is Vergil, Skye Toribio Is Sparda, Heather Toribio Is Dante
by Adujasty343 June 1, 2025
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Heathered

Getting Heathered is when someone outgrows their heather and puts it on someone. It's becoming a heather to be technical. Technically you are teached how to be heather by someone who outgrow their heather!
Girl 1: Did you hear? Katie literally got heathered by Teresa! Her bestie
Girl 2: No way! That is so cool! I wish I could be heathered
Girl 3: OMG guys guess what remember Katie that blonde hair girl nerd well look at her now
* shows picture* I think she got heathered
by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows September 12, 2020
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Heather

bitch that DOSENT let me play crazy 8s fuck heather
guy: damn heather is a bitch lol
me: yes dosent let me crazy 8s
by heather fuck heather August 9, 2020
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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