double windsor

A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."

He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.

by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011

double nots

stuck in two situations. can't decide to go to one or the other

person 1: which girl should i date?

person 2: don't know dude. sounds like double nots to me

by darkesthypershadow June 14, 2010

double-ditch

To make another's past actions or words invalid in an insulting or annoying manner.

Aww fuck, she's pregnant? She said she was abstinent. Did she double-ditch?

by Kakisho March 14, 2011

Double Docking

The act act of one man rolling back his foreskin and allow another man to roll his foreskin over the first mans exposed penis head. the first man then rolls his foeskin overtop the other forseskin effectively locking the 2 penises together in a chineeese finger trap connection.

Matt and Damon got stuck in a double docking scenario where all peaople involved had a very good time.

refer also to docking

by MarkyMark1234 January 10, 2010

double dunk

Double Dunking is the act of taking a shit while sitting upon another person's lap who in turn is also taking a shit. While on the toilet, there is ample room in front of the person on the bottom. This extra space can be utilized by a second person in order to increase defecating efficiency.

Variations of the double dunk include the "French Double Dunk", where the top person faces the bottom person; and the "Roody Woo", which due to its perverted misshapen entanglement of a position is very rarely performed.

Hey man all the stalls are taken, let's double dunk this bitch.

by John Price April 10, 2008

double speak

speech designed to mislead people.

None of your double speak; speak in unambiguous terms.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2012

Double Doctor

One who has earned both an MD (Medical Doctor), as well as a Ph.D (Doctor of Philosophy). Double doctors are a rare breed, and you should always listen to them, because they know what they're doing.

Pleasure to meet you. Name’s Antonio Lucciali, medical doctor, and I have a Ph.D in physics. They call me the Double Doctor!

by Atomic Punk February 19, 2011