Being the co-founder first and only the first of banging backwards and relbjaloods relbjaluds and BEJroooomun beings as in muns and womuns MUAHLONNBE EXPLOSIONS and MACLONNBEVELI and the HooooBJects and the gomightybjis gomightydjis doubJrag life doubjrule ganbjraster bejroogurs scorbejrons. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created bejrovbreast bejrovbooty GanBJrastass capital.by lbj as in co- founder Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 25, 2023
The name of so called citizens that stormed the capital to support the biggest clown of the biggest circus ever.
Man, welcome to the circus, the January 6th Capital Circus and we know we are the bravest, most loyal, most brainwashed known as the CAPITAL Clowns!
by Yaks_man August 15, 2022
The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.
A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019
To self enourage some one to work themselves to death for the bread crums of society. Whilst some one beyond the corporations scoffs at the wrong loaf.
Capitalism: Oh mr.smith worked so hard for his capitalistic ideas, but yet inflation got the better of him in the end.
by Mr.poemiliticalism June 05, 2022
John: "Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism"
Dave: "Are you okay, John?"
John: "Yeah, I just forgot every word in that sentence."
Dave: "Are you okay, John?"
John: "Yeah, I just forgot every word in that sentence."
by fuuka gaming June 28, 2022
Problem solver. Available 24x7 to help. Someone who will help you achieve your dreams. Great with finances! Believes in the 3Fs of life - Fun, Family, Future.
The only company you want to be in.
The only company you want to be in.
by happyuser@123 December 14, 2021