Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine

Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"

by Øystein72 April 23, 2008

wankerium

When a person (usually a snob) decorates his home with artwork and/or cultural artefacts, placed there for the sole purpose of impressing guests, he is said to live in a wankerium.

Bob dreaded going to dinner parties at Antoine's wankerium, knowing he'd be subjected to boring annecdotes all night.
eg. "Do you like that monkey sculpture in my living room? I picked it up in Istanbul..."

by Peppard01 November 21, 2009

wicker and dicker

To negotiate the price of a car with a car dealer.

How'd Claire get such a sweet price on her new car? She wicker and dickered with the dealer.

by gonzoscribe April 30, 2011

Wankerjam

When a bar is jammed with wankers and there's no room for normal people.

Greg: "Hey, Jimbo, let's go in here."
Jimbo: "Fuck no mate, it's a wankerjam in there."

by Lettheinsanitybegin June 20, 2011

Wankerpussy

To do something a bit stupid or clumsily and hurt yourself pathetically in the process. Being a bit of a wanker and a pussy at the same time. Very often occurs while drunk.

Claire fell down the stairs, landed on her arse and whinged about it. Everybody laughed.
What a Wankerpussy!

by FatSteve September 24, 2012

wickerparkolypse

A phenomenon in which a once interesting neighborhood becomes taken over by sports bars, valet parking, and the reek of Axe Body Spray, like what happened to Wicker Park in Chicago from 1995-2010.

Tonight in Logan Square I saw a dude in a backwards baseball cap get out of a cab and urinate in the alley. I'm pretty sure that's the third horseman of the Wickerparkolypse!

by gensym January 11, 2014

Wanker

A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.

"you fucking wanker"
"oi you wanker"
"fucking wanker"
"you are such a wanker"

by DGtheGuy (Metaphors&Sarcasm) April 19, 2017