Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Weird

a person's destiny.

The concept of a predetermined weird feels a bit out of place in our modern world, but it held a powerful sway over people in ancient times.

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

weird

a crazy thing to say to someone. only use this word if you’re planning on not talking to someone NEVER EVER again.

get off my phone, weird.

by kiratheicon August 28, 2022

Weird

Damarcus

Damarcus is WEIRD fat bitch

by Person123543 September 22, 2020

weirdful

Someone who is poor with no money, this guy has terrible security online

blud your moving mad weirdful, pattern up g

by opsec operator September 20, 2023

You’re being weird

You’re acting strange, but I still care about you.

You can go back to blocking me. You’re being weird.

by Shesomethnelse May 2, 2022

Weird

Things republicans want to pass as laws, while they have a very concerning behavior.

JD Vance wants to restrict voting rights for people without kids... but he engages in lovemaking with his sofa. Isn't that weird??

by milleanialdad August 7, 2024