Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.
Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
by HumorStalin May 11, 2019
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weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.
He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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Weird Beard

A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.
How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?
by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024
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Mo-weird

Commonly used in an argument to see who is the most weird. Someone or something that is so weird there is no other way to describe them.
You’re weird. You’re weirder. You’re the weirdest. You’re mo-weird
by Hugsie July 02, 2021
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weird bitch

lando.bb is a weird bitch who needs to change his poopy diaper and grow tf up
by wwh3$ July 10, 2024
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weird beer

The can (or bottle) of beer that is left in your fridge for weeks/months/years and almost certainly is of a unique flavor that is only suitable to a particular palate. Many times weird beer is brought to another social occasion (since you are too cheap to go out and buy a new six-pack that you know others will enjoy) and it will then be passed on to another for the beer to sit all alone in their fridge.
(Bob - looking in Tony’s fridge) — Hey Tony, is see some nice flavors in here. You are really into Pils and IPAs these days, but what the hell is this Pumpkin-Chili-Porter?! (Tony - Responding to Bob) — Yeah, Travis brought that over (freaking cheapskate) it was from that Halloween party he had last year. (Bob - responding to Tony) - I ain’t touching that weird beer…
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Tuesday weirds

Phrase- When a hard weekend or 3 day weekend of various hard drugs like ecstasy or meth has the afterglow wear off and you're left with a weird panicky sober low feeling.

One may act weird or just want to isolate themselves. It is usually the beginning of introspection from the weekend's activities. Ordinary things may seem slightly different.

Origin: unknown. Popular with 90s and 00 college age kids.
I have the Tuesday weirds from rolling and doing Xanax all weekend. I gotta find a way to leave work, before I freak out.
by Synaptic Plasticity August 21, 2018
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