Swamp Weed

redneck/southern term for the smell of dirty Bong Water

Oh lawd that boy smells like straight swamp weed!

Damn, you need to change the water in this pipe, it smells like swamp weed.

Somebody knocked the bong over and now it smells like swamp weed in here.

by shorty419 March 8, 2011

eBay Weed

An eBay paid plant. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write cheerleading online posts, or spread disinformation. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write derogatory posts about the competition or those not completely supporting eBay.

Another tweet from an eBay Weed saying only NARUs and lousy sellers fail on eBay.

by HouseOfUsher January 30, 2010

Hobby Weed

Marijuana you grow for personal use instead of for profit. Grown "as a hobby".

Got anything good at your place?

Well, guess I got that hobby weed.

Shit, that's all you had to say!

by @Jimmy_2_Thumbs April 1, 2023

No Weed November

The whole month of November you cannot do anything that involves weed for the whole month

jimmy: why are you smoking weed on no weed November

by Fuck turtles October 5, 2019

sex-weed

the general act of placing rose petals and your selection of bud in the bongwater.

Hey baby lets smoke this Sex-weed!

by gongetcha April 15, 2010

do weed

when you’re too high to say you smoke weed, you do it

“Yooo Jade I do weed” “No dumbass you smoke it”

by alex2370 May 15, 2018

Weed Hawk

Someone that LOVES to smoke marijuana so much that when they smell the slightest scent of weed, their eyes light up and instantly want a toke of that shizz.

Trevor: " Eyyyy mon! Weed Hawk!, Caaaaaww! Caaaaaww! (flaps arms, imitating a Hawk)

by Spacecakezz April 12, 2011