weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Weathered

Tre Swift

Man that guy Tre is weathered.

by Swizzzzle June 1, 2018

Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”

by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018

Under-weathered

Past tense of being under the weather.

He was quite under-weathered for a couple of years after he lost his wife.

by ptyinssndksbrbra October 11, 2022

Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.

by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021

weathers pinch

when a person takes a huge pinch from your can of tobacco and leaves a small amount. usually not even enough for one last dip.

Hey man got a pinch?

Ya, just dont take a weathers pinch.

by FlightEquipSgt November 13, 2011

Weatherred

The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.

Don’t speak the name of Weatherred

by BanditoTOP1987 November 23, 2021