Woke-washing

The act of dismissing crimes committed by groups whom the woke perceive as historically marginalized. Example? Native Tribes raided, slaughtered, enslaved, & committed genocide toward each other for centuries before Chrissy C showed up. It was constant, merciless, nomadic war.

The woke refuse to celebrate Christopher Columbus day because of the atrocities he committed, and replaced it with Indigenous peoples day. But when you raise the point that tribes committed just as heinous crimes against each other they bury their head in the sand. That's woke-washing.

by Danny Mullan November 9, 2021

Vancouver washington

I ain’t no hollaback girl

Spoons, my friend, lives in Vancouver Washington

by Calbbbbbb March 7, 2018

Dirty Washing Machine

This is the act of placing one's penis into the female's anal cavity and then proceeding to take your penis (which is then covered in the female's feces) out of the female's anus and then placing it into her mouth and giving it a cheeky twirl.

Boy: "Yo bitch, you want dat dirty washing machine don't ya?"
Girl: "Oh hell yeah you dirty cunt"

by Big Cam April 28, 2017

university of mary washington

A liberal arts university in Fredericksburg, VA. Students are predominantly from Virginia, although not always. Along with being ranked as one of "America's Best Values" in terms of the cost of the school, UMW's sports teams are always at the top of the Conference for most sports.

Don't be fooled by its impressive statistics for strictly academics, UMW seems to have developed a population of hard drinking students. Students commonly go out to party on Thursday, Friday, Saturday of each week, although its not uncommon for the standard "40's and Monday Night Football".

Director at UMW's Dining Services (He said this on Thanksgiving in 2007): "University of Mary Washington, looks more like university of alcoholics."

by UMWryan January 28, 2008

Longview, Washington

A town in southwest Washington that, while admittedly more than a little boring, is populated on the whole by regular people living their regular lives.

"Women from Longview, Washington don't all get pregnant as teenagers."

"Olympia, Washington and Longview, Washington have roughly the same ratio of dramatic kids in their high schools."

by Hyacinthus42 November 13, 2011

Lake Stevens, Washington

The BEST little town in Washington State. About 15 minuites away from Everett, Washington. Lake Stevens is also known as Lake Town, and is filled with beautiful pot smokers. It also has the biggest selection of super fan for Lake Stevens High School.

I live in Lake Stevens, Washington, and it is the best place to be.

by Morgan12345 February 17, 2009

university of washington

State operated academic institution; primary campus located in Seattle, WA.

The University of Washington has numerous academic programs in science, math, english, and more. Too bad the football team sucks.

by Butch T. Cougar June 15, 2005