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Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"
by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018
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wannabe

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with with my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends
If you wannabe my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
wannabe-Spice girls
by Gkvyoaogk9 July 5, 2018
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wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.
Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!
by drkillface July 12, 2018
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Wannabesnitch

A person (usually a girl) who makes up a lie so it ruins a persons life.
Carol called the university and reported joe as a terrorist. The fbi then hunted joe down, just to find out he wasn’t a terrorist
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Joes friend- yo G she did you dirty
Joe-I know man, that bitch is a wannabesnitch
by El crapo deniro July 23, 2018
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Wannabes

Wannabes are these people who think they're legends
by Duirkehaha September 3, 2018
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wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)
"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"
by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018
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Wannabe Dopeboy

by Nonchalantlyhere October 10, 2018
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