Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013

walking wide

Same as ILS (inflated lat syndrome).

After the victory, the team captain and his buddies were walking wide until he tripped over a clod and fell on his face.

by anarcissie June 12, 2008

walking distance

10-15 minute walk

Walking distance is a location that can we walked to in 10-15 minutes

by Walking Distance March 8, 2017

the walking head

When someone gives another person a blowjob while walking.

The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"

by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014

A walking fuck

Someone who is just sexually applealing to you.

Yo bro... she is a walking fuck bro. I want that.

by semsters18 March 5, 2017

free style walking

when walking you begin to jump off of things doing spins or flips if managable.
walking with hands or just dancing while walking. just make that walk intersting and your own style.

look at that guy, he's a hardcore free style walker. i wish i ould do some free style walking.

by chunkography January 6, 2009

j walking

to walk on any street with a lit joint to smoke

I was j walking and this cop smelt my dank. So i ran across the street withough looking.

by AB-bomb August 31, 2006