The scars left behind after stapling one's cheeks from the sides of the mouth to the ears, then removing the staples by hand, leaving a series of scars similar in design to a Glasgow Smile.
My work colleague told me about a friend of his in high school who would actually staple his own cheeks with a stapler for fun. He joked that he scars he got didn't create a Glasgow Smile, but rather what he called an "Ullapool Smile".
by ComradeSasquatch August 3, 2018
Get the Ullapool Smilemug. the person with this name usually lives with a facade and often hides their sadness and only shows smiles on their face. They don't like to worry their loved ones and constantly go into the emo phase.
by Fake Smile723 May 23, 2022
Get the Fake Smilemug. When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.
Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen
by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019
Get the Jersey Smilemug. that smile you can't contain when you see them. you know? your face gets red and you all you can do is watch them.
by ollie98 March 22, 2021
Get the Stupid Smilemug. by Steelers019 March 26, 2011
Get the Wiener Smilemug. by oh deary me May 11, 2015
Get the Smiling Willymug. A formerly funny group of people who hilariously simulated awkward social issues and people. Nowadays, it has been almost nothing but reposts of videos when Sam Li and de facto leader Kurt Tocci were still in the group, and loads of "What it's like to have a friend from (insert country here)" implying they've run out of ideas and are trying to stay relevant despite this.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
Get the Smile Squadmug.