Sticky Washington

When you blow a load of a handful of dollar bills and then plaster them on dat hoe's face

She got sticky washingtoned.

by Sticky Washington January 18, 2015

Pulling a George Washington

V/ To work from home... Named after the fact that George Washington was the only president to never ACTUALLY live in the white house. Instead, he governed from Mount Vernon!

Once, I forgot to hand in my work for French... Good job the lesson was on Thursday, and my then-teacher of French liked pulling a George Washington on Fridays.

by Itz Rob November 27, 2016

Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood December 22, 2015

Crispy Washington

When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.

We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?

by Cripsy January 4, 2019

Washington state

It's the Alabama of the north west so to speak.

Hey have you ever been to Washington?

D.C. ?

No you idiot Washington state

Oh yeah it's more of a red state than thought to be.

by The sonnyer June 12, 2018

Port Washington

A part of Long Island sorta close to NYC. Train station is central for anyone drunk bar-goers and some other questionable people.It's whatever, people say it's a shit hole but it's average. Elementary schools are nice, the middle school is trash, high school is the best out of them all. All the rich people like in Sand Points, people like some executive or creator of Arizona, Johnny Winter, Adam Sandler, (oof) Chris Rock, and probably some other people. Manorhaven is a fucking trainwreck because of the fact it's the country's most densely populated village. If you're going to Main Street near Weber GOD FORBID you go at 3-4 on a Friday. Your car with be swallowed by pre-pubscent children watching David Dobrik and Shane Dawson. All I have to say about Port, *mostly Manorhaven* Godspeed.

yo Port Washington is trash
no
yo Port Washington's middle school is bad
yes

by bigboyjess July 10, 2018

Downzel Washington

It is a statement that confirms your participation in a proposed activity

Origins of this phrase come from the expression of "being down to do something" and beloved actor Denzel Washington

Karen: "Hey Kevin, do you want to go to the mall?"
Kevin: "I'm downzel Washington"

by futurejudgefudge February 9, 2019