Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.

"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."

by S_H_V June 25, 2020

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019

Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.

"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.

Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.

by SexDr69 October 12, 2019

Vegan Butcher

A Farmer.

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.

by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018

vegan potluck

Formal name for a lesbian orgy. Participants usually are encouraged to bring sex toys, but men are not permitted, since "no meat" is allowed.

Sorry man, but you can't come to Jessica's vegan potluck.

by TRF012 September 18, 2009

almost vegan

People who are trying their best to reduce and/or avoid eating any animal products (or animal by-products) or using animal based products such as leather, silk, or wool. People who are transitioning to becoming vegan and living a vegan lifestyle through veganism.

Vegans should help people who are almost vegan by supporting them to become vegan.

by The Organic Society January 27, 2019