Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.
by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020
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by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021
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You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025
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by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019
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by old handle February 13, 2015
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by Sickandtire.d May 20, 2021
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