oxytocin vampire

Some doulas get so much personal enjoyment out of births that they become Oxytocin Vampires. They literally feed off of the Oxytocin you and your baby create, giving themselves a ‘birth high’.

This free doula is out here just being an oxytocin vampire and cutting into my bottom line.

by Roseinthevalley January 4, 2018

Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 7, 2019

media vampire

Someone who attains fame by feeding off of media attention, yet has no talent nor contributes anything redeeming to society.

The Kardashians are media vampires. They possess no talent. Their fame is based solely on their ability to manipulate the media, and feed off of the hype.

by Skylar01 September 9, 2015

Rising Vampire

The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.

She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.

by Fishfillay May 8, 2019

vampire flower

It is a character from pvz GW2 that is THE HOTTEST THING IN THE PVZ UNIVERSE.

Vampire flower is the hottest thing ever

by Super multi ball August 30, 2023

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021