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pulled a valentino

when one person with rotten crotch, fucks another person who posses rotton crotch, thus producing an anti-viral strain of rotten crotch
He pulled a valentino with Leah, and they made a super stain of rotten crotch
by douche bag mcgee July 28, 2008
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Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.
Damn, it's Valentine's Day.
by Brian February 16, 2004
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Valentine's Dismay

to be completely dismayed at the price of Roses, chocolates and other assorted 'Valentines' day gifts
I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?
by The Valentiner February 14, 2008
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Nick Valentine

He's very fucking gay or something, absolute sweetheart.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.
"Buckle up, Buster. I'ma spill the fucking tea. He's gay, okay? Nick Valentine is gay."
by I Am A Raging Homosexual July 4, 2019
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Valentine's Love Religion

Stockholm's (Sweden) finest goth band. Started out 1999 and returned from hiatus 2009 with a really good song called Flower of Flesh.

All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.

Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion
Valentine's Love Religion
by Gothmikey December 30, 2009
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Valentine's Day

when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
Valentine's Day -

10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!
by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014
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valentine buddy

When two single friends don't have a valetine on Valentine's Day, but want to spend it with someone without any romantic feelings involved.
Nicole: James is my Valentine buddy this year. We're going to dinner.
Gail: I thought y'all were just friends?
Nicole: We are. Why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?

Crystal: You want to be my Valentine buddy this year?
Brandon: What are our plans?
Crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.
by GlamazonPop September 17, 2016
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