tube stuffing

When you accidentally shove it too far up and get it stuck, so you dump your load to get out.

"Oh shit, I didn't know I was tube stuffing you."

by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017

Pasta tubed

When you get so drunk you end up on a drive way throwing up whole pieces of pasta.

Elle was so pasta tubed last night!

by Deanyounger June 18, 2014

Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 04, 2018

splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

Cigar tubing

The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.

I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.

by JB_57 February 24, 2017

Blue Tubes

The female equivalent of blue balls

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.

by Sailey Bchroeter January 05, 2019

Tube Donkey

Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.

I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.

That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.

by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010