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turd burglar

Another name for a gay man/boy.
turd burglar by psycho bitch March 16, 2004

turd hole 

The hole from which dookie and poo poo come from. The butthole.
"He went up the turd hole."
turd hole by corn master October 2, 2002

turd herder 

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter
Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.
turd herder by BBlanc March 5, 2009

turd farmer 

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.
"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"
turd farmer by buttcote July 7, 2007

turd in the hole 

when fuking a bitch in the asshole, shit appears on the dick when removed
turd in the hole can be achieved when slipping a big dick in a ass ready for a shit!
turd in the hole by dhadda February 25, 2009

turd linger 

One who hangs around turd, or one who likes being in the presence of turd or turd smelling farts.
turd linger by PutPile September 12, 2006