traffic

the act of getting high or hot boxing. Usually done during the day in public places.

Man, Ellen and Brian got stuck in heavy traffic today, you could tell when they called me.

by George Lampard September 19, 2008

Traffic cop

A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.

I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!

by King_Chunk December 28, 2005

Laffy Taffy

A type of girl with a personality comparable to 'laffy taffy' candy. This particular type of girl comes wrapped up very prettily with bright packaging that yells 'pick me, pick me!' However, she is mass produced and found everywhere. She is nice and sweet and fun to be with for a while, but, as with laffy taffy candy, the goodness is gone all too quickly and you are left with nothing but a brightly colored empty wrapper.

Example 1:
Jenifer: My brother brought home another laffy taffy again last night. When will he learn?

Example 2:
Kendra: Did you see his new girlfriend? she's such a laffy taffy.

Example 3:
Alex: Damn, look at that laffy taffy! She's hot!

Aaron: If you say so, man. I prefer girls with a real personality.

by wolfstarlover July 7, 2010

traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller July 29, 2008

Traffic Jamming

Driving at least 20 MPH under the speed limit causing a huge traffic jam, and when one of the cars tries to pass on the opposite side you speed up so they cant pass, and the jam continues.

Traffic Jamming: Driving on a one lane road driving 20 MPH when the speed limit is 45 MPH causing a TRAFFIC JAM 30 CARS LONG!!!

by Tom Charlip (JC, CW, JB) The Bonns December 19, 2007

traffucking

The movement of bullshit paperwork around an organization for approval or communcation purposes.

We must keep traffucking the TPS reports for approval.

by Alisalee June 30, 2008

Trafficer

a large bag or purse carried to a party that traffics alcohol into the party. this bag of alcohol, to some, seems to have a never ending supply.

"what is that?"
"my trusty trafficer, want a beer?"

by flat116guh March 28, 2009