times 1337

A lame way of saying REALLY, REALLY much so!! It is an older, nerdier version of the things that little kids say:
"You're not my friend any more!"
"Well you're not my friend times 10!"
"Plus two!"
"Double that!"
"Times infinity!"
And so on and so forth.

It might be a good idea to see 1337 or l33t.

Josh: "Man... I suck at this!"
Tony: "Well I'm great! I play SSBM times 1337!"

by Whittsnake November 9, 2005

Timeslap

Slightly similar to a pimp slap a time slap sends you back to a certain decade depending on the strength an style

I will timeslap you back to 1960 if you dont watch it (then waking up at a hippie rave)

by lastofadyingbreed December 19, 2008

Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 15, 2008

Human Timer Effect

The effect, when doing a lab, that the person holding the timer does not press the button at the exact time they are supposed to, screwing up the data ever so slightly. Abbreviated HTE

Our value for g would've been close to 9.8, but due to the Human Timer Effect (HTE) it was closer to 9.2.

by physicsmastaβ December 16, 2008

Portland Timbers

The single worst football (soccer) team in the entire universe. Stole their one and only MLS cup, always lose, and have shitty fans that are a bunch of tattooed queers who drink too much toilet-made beer and everyone thinks are obnoxious as shit. They once lost to an amateur team. Their stadium is a baseball stadium. Their coach Savarese has an insanely punchable face, and every time I see someone wearing a Portland Timbers shirt, I’m vehemently offended. Fuck them and their damn owner. To be fair, the city is all right, but their football (soccer) team can go to hell.

Bruh did you go to the Portland Timbers game last night?
Nah man. what happened?
They got smacked by the Seattle Sounders 10-0.
Bruh I’m not surprised. Seattle is clearly better.

by Tyrashion2456389 November 20, 2019

panty fun timer

A man who comes into a woman’s room at night while she is asleep and goes oh yeah oh yeah and then finds her panties and goes yummy yummy. Most the time the man goes through her dirty laundry and finds the smelliest ones and

THE man ran Into the woman’s room and came into her bed and stared at her while beating or if you will jerking it he made himself feel at home then got out an hour later and went in rummaged through her dirty laundry and found the dirtiest most very disturbing yummy smelling pantyhose or if you will see also found some thongs and it was amazing 😉 He replaced the with his own and ran off. When she awoke she screamed panty fun timer man got in My room

by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

four times

Intercourse in which the man inserts his penis 4 times into the woman. This creates a very akward situation. 4 times is relatively unheard of condition. Researchers are still studying the cause of 4 times and the reason that it occurs after specifically 4 insertions.

Dude, I really hope Dillon doesn't four times that girl.

by 2fast4u101 January 8, 2010