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Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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A tickitacka

A consecutive passing play leading to a binyeldis
"Lets hit a tickitacka on them"
"this is why nobody fucks with you"
by fuckentraksmdfa May 7, 2024
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ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 13, 2008
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ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 13, 2008
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Ticket

Another word for persciption pills
did you go get your tickets today?
by JimBeam1984 January 28, 2009
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Ticketty

Tick-It-T

A term to describe people who are behind you.
John: Man, that guy behind me is a ticketty
Brian: Stop tickitty-ing me!
by ticketty January 16, 2010
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ticket vu

The feeling that you have already sat in the same seat at a concert or event.
"I'm feeling ticket vu, Are you sure we haven't sat in these seats before?
by TheGeek11 December 22, 2009
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