unicorn llama

Unicorn llamas are rare animals that look like a llama but have a horn and they also come in different colors and patterns

have you seen a llama with a horn around??

No why they don't even exist!?

Ya they do u just gotta…….BELIEVE

later…

omg that is such a unicorn llama O_O

by Unicorn llamas are colorful October 17, 2015

Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.

I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.

by lovestolkein January 7, 2011

Unicorn Booty

A fine booty so rare, it's mythical.

Mallory's booty isn't just great, it's a unicorn booty you only hear about in legends!

by heyottokaiser October 26, 2012

Russian Unicorn

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet

did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS

by jkrock569 August 25, 2011

Unicornism [Religion]

1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)

2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout

Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.

1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion

2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion

The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?


Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.

by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009

Agreeable Unicorn

The Agreeable Unicorn is a sex move specifically made for men with man buns or top knots. A dildo is wrapped up in the hair of the man bun or top knot, and is then used to penetrate a sexual partner. This was aptly named because someone with a dildo wrapped up in their hair looks like a unicorn, and the act of penetrating a partner looks like the unicorn nodding yes in agreement.

Katie was giving Jonathan booty, then he took the rubber band out of his hair and wrapped a dildo up in his long luscious locks, then Jonathan gave Katie the Agreeable Unicorn to her satisfaction.

by slipintoaslimjim October 10, 2016

statistical unicorn

The term for an event, happening or situation that's commonly accepted to be true, but actually exists infrequently or not at all.

Politicians spend a lot of time arguing about how tax hikes will ruin small business owners, but the increases only apply to those making over $250,000/year and the median amount an owner of a small employing business draws from his/her firm in a year is about $72,500. In fact, 6 percent earn less than $12,500 and only 5 percent earn $250,000 or more.

Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.

by pilla naty February 4, 2010