Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

the linux problem

When a project gets made by a technical person, which leads that person to subconsciously optimize it for other technical people instead of user friendliness, thus attracting a user base of technical people, which contribute to the product to reinforce that cycle even more.

Hey man, your app is really suffering from the linux problem.

by RealmyTheMan October 16, 2024

The Moana Problem

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.

Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.

“This is similar to The Moana Problem,” said Paul, who’s on a journey to defeat racism.

by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025

Not your problem

Neither is Anti-Semitism! Neither is Palestinian genocide! That one isn't even vaguely analogous to any of YOUR problems.

Hym "It's not your problem. But neither is anything else that isn't happening directly to you. So, whether or not a problem is yours has any relationship to how you act in the world."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

The Problem

In what way am I the problem Anna? Is it wrong-think? Is it wrong-speak? Is it not loving the Jews enough or is it deriding the people who dehumanized and belittled me? What? Is it "Not all women" now? Is it weaponized schizophrenia isn't the line, you get to draw the line?

Hym "I'm not confused about what is happening here. I laid it out in great detail. I explained why it was wrong and probably illegal. I said it would get people misdiagnosed and/or murdered. I said people would likely kill themselves. I said it would be used as a pretext to steal my success from me. And... ALL OF THAT IS HAPPENING! THE ONLY GOOD THING HAPPENING IN RESPONSE TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS NOT THE RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME BUT RATHER THE NATURAL BYPRODUCT OF ME BEING BETTER (WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING EXCEPTION) THAN FUCKING EVERYONE! The problem here is not that I won't lower myself to be your equal, it's that one of us is never wrong and the other is having professional level glass-blowers who have the glass-blowers diseases vigorously puffing smoke up your ass while the creator of AI deteriorates in front of everyone live."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

The problem being

The only women I interact with are ones that approach me and what I'm making them uncomfortable sinole by virtue of existing proximally. I am not harassing any women in the workplace and I am in fact being harassed in the workplace... In a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And there you sit... Downplaying the significance of the latter... And lying blatantly about the former. Additionally, I refuse to do whatever social engineering bullshit this is supposed to be or whatever you're trying to turn it into.

Hym "The problem being I can see you commenting on and participating in what is happening to me and if I am not made whole I am going to make holes in somebody's kid. I think you are trying to waste years of my life because you wasted years of your life pretending to do a religion you had no intention of doing fully and of which you failed to fully gasp both the implications of what you are doing (and what you're doing to other people by trying to enforce it) and the immorality of doing so."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

That is not the problem

No the targeting of children and the media and the doctors isn't the problem.

Hym "That is not the problem. Stop doing this and give me the credit I deserve or I'll kill your kids. If the symptoms of schizophrenia are not a problem then why even bother treating them? Why even have a diagnoses? And if the symptoms are, in fact, just something that groups of people are doing to individuals AND it's being used to strip away people rights and success then how is that not a problem for the person to whom it's happening. I know that you are not incapable of understanding that. My situation need to change without me doing anything beyond this or one of your kids needs to die. You will stop. You should have stopped faster. You listened to the wrong people and you're trying to break from this but I am not going to let you."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025