Double Question

Two questions used in one sentence to save time because you're a lazy shit that are somehow easy to understand.

Hungover man: When does the bus cost?

Other hungover man: Nice Double Question, it's coming in 15 minutes and it costs 3 quid.

What drink are we going tonight? - Where are we going tonight and what are we drinking?

by Snapbackchat May 24, 2014

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Dirty Double

When you perform sexual acts with 2 different partners and don't shower in between.

Dude I just pulled a dirty double on Sharonda and LaQuan!!!

Dude I love chlamydia!!!!

by Doc N September 15, 2012

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double-ditch

To make another's past actions or words invalid in an insulting or annoying manner.

Aww fuck, she's pregnant? She said she was abstinent. Did she double-ditch?

by Kakisho March 14, 2011

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Double Docking

The act act of one man rolling back his foreskin and allow another man to roll his foreskin over the first mans exposed penis head. the first man then rolls his foeskin overtop the other forseskin effectively locking the 2 penises together in a chineeese finger trap connection.

Matt and Damon got stuck in a double docking scenario where all peaople involved had a very good time.

refer also to docking

by MarkyMark1234 January 10, 2010

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double dunk

Double Dunking is the act of taking a shit while sitting upon another person's lap who in turn is also taking a shit. While on the toilet, there is ample room in front of the person on the bottom. This extra space can be utilized by a second person in order to increase defecating efficiency.

Variations of the double dunk include the "French Double Dunk", where the top person faces the bottom person; and the "Roody Woo", which due to its perverted misshapen entanglement of a position is very rarely performed.

Hey man all the stalls are taken, let's double dunk this bitch.

by John Price April 10, 2008

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