counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

shit strike

instead of sign petition you become petition
forget taking a shit men tomorrow we die hey?
be generous if you have shit petition sometimes

you must go even if world says it's safe to die?!
A beautiful butterfly in the wind again? No shit!

N'importe de shit! The French the call of shitty and turned of the gaming console. Shit strike mes freres!

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

qwerty strike

qwerty strike

qwerty strike

by Doofud June 13, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles, AM Free, To Strike Now<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles, AM Free, To Strike Now<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles, AM Free, To Strike Now<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Strike Me

Pure shock and frustration.

Shitload of examples

Strike me pink
Strike me handsome
Strike me Catholic (Ted Bullpitt favourite)
strike me roan(Cookis favourite exclamation in a Country Practice)

Strike me Catholic i thought I'd won that race

by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022