Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

Odorama scratch and sniff cards

These are large scratch and sniff cards that were given out for free at screenings. Of John waters 1981 film "polyester". The idea is simple: the card has about 20-25 numbered icons each corresponding with a smell in the movie. When the number is flashed on the screen you simply scratch the corresponding icon. Odors included soiled tennis shoes.vomit.dog poo stinky farts........ you get the idea!

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Legit I literally have 2 mint condition never been used odorama scratch and sniff cards!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

scratch

Can be used in different ways.

1. An animal scratch/scram
“My cat did a scratch to my arm”

2. The programming language
“I went on Scratch”

I hate being scratched!

by bingula November 27, 2022

scratch

some site where its somehow better to survive than the other definitionts.

person:hey scratch seems like a bad website most people say it's pretty bad
person 2,who uses scratch:actually some of the 6 year olds aren't that bad.
person:are you serious?
person 2:yeah i am.
after person 1 makes a scratch account and goes on for a bit
person:yeah,most furries and all that are not much featured and all that.
person 2:told'cha!
furries:yeah but we still exist.
person 1 and 2:you do not exsist much

by everyoneyt August 19, 2020

Old Scratch

Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")

Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."

by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022

scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

by timingway August 11, 2014