Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!
Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.
Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.
by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021

How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
by CKP Team November 13, 2019

"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

by drgymy November 27, 2012
