surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

mount markham

A school that is known as "Mount Moron" and the name sure does fit! A rock could graduate from this school just as easily as the pot head students that attend.

See that kid? He smells like cow shit doesn't he? Yea. He's from Mount Markham

by anonymouspurplesock March 25, 2017

Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

by Hermankey December 12, 2022

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Mount Rushmost

The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.

In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020

Mount Tamalpias School

Your average Mill Valley private school that you pay 45,000 dollars to send your kids to has kids who are mostly not very bright, and probably many of them have a mental disorder. There aren't other cars besides Rivians, Teslas, BMWs, type trucks, Mercedes, and other expensive vehicles during the car drop-off line. The kids here are mostly strange, with crazy wealthy parents who send their kindergarteners to a 45,000-dollar school so they can learn the ABCs while the campus is quite beautiful; it isn't even on a mountain. There's a view of it that you can never see because it's always too foggy or cold.

Kid: look a black kid is wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, Gucci shoes, a Luis Vuton backpack, and a Love Shack fancy skirt who has ADHD and dyslexia
Dad: oh, they go to Mount Tamalpias school

by millvallleymom_greenjuice December 22, 2024

Mount Launderous

Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.

It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.

by Uncle Hudson June 24, 2017