canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024

Mount Olympus

one of the best friend groups in the ROBLOX community because it's friendly and doesn't have unnecessary beef with people. also is owned by the most recognized people of the Island Royale community: r_2m, Molpiz and Katana (also known as KatanaSigns)

have you seen Mount Olympus? it looks so fun to be in

by some person with WiFi December 7, 2020

Euro Mount

Butt stuff.

I'm doing a euro mount for some guys at work

by WowOkayTriggered November 23, 2016

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

by Hermankey December 12, 2022

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016