Lettuce

Lettuce is a green and wet just like me.

This lettuce is as good as your ass.

by Ewilly April 22, 2020

Lettuce

Lettuce

Lettuce

by DieselDeletus December 15, 2022

devil's lettuce

a different term for weed

oh look! it's devil's lettuce o' clock. smell ya later jon!

by garfilbert May 5, 2022

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

by itsthechippa January 20, 2024

Lettuce audio

Unnatural, hollow-sounding, overly crisp audio used a lot in video advertisements.

Half of the reason why I can't stand Youtube ads is because of the frequent use of lettuce audio. I don't like feeling like my ears are biting into a head of Romaine.

by sweet_rolls July 27, 2016