Ballston Lake

Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.

“Where are you from?”

“Ballston Lake”

“Never heard of it”

“Oh… do you know where Saratoga is?”

by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022

chris lake

Wears a Nautica fleece every day. Has an obsession with buying Supreme and Louis Vuitton. Is an absolute banger of a rapper and spends 300 dollars for shoutouts on big meme pages where he gets absolutely roasted for his shit music.

Yes! Chris Lake just dropped a new song.

by JakobeHere January 24, 2018

Stomach Lake

A stomach ache that is brought on after contact or ingesting of lake water. Often by swimming in or doing an activity in a lake.

Pronounced - stomach lake. Can also be reference as stomach lache.

Ah man I did one of those total wipeout inflatable courses yesterday at the lakes, I swallowed some of the gross water and now i've got serious stomach lake today. *runs to toilet*

by UncleGrim July 30, 2018

hayden lake

Hurricanes cabin is there and it's an awesome place to smoke and trip balls.

Friend: "you going to Hayden lake again?"
Me: "I'm trying to become one with nature!"

by T0rn4d0 April 13, 2014

Lake Jake

Pussy

stop being such a LAKE JAKE

by Dutga November 20, 2021

lake earl

Ejaculating into/onto someones belly button, creating a pool of semen

"i hadn't jerked it several weeks, but i just gave my girlfriend the biggest lake earl"

by drainhed November 2, 2014

lake weed

lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.

lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.

george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"

Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.

by slugvag July 6, 2009