Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

Karl

beating the shit out of your opps

i finna karl his bitchass right now

by ilovesillyfrogs February 12, 2023

Karl

Karl is the gangsta with mad lags.
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find

where did karl go?
probably out spending some more money.

by Jjffj October 11, 2018

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

Karl Brodie

A wanker who thinks he's cool cause he spends money on clothing.

Jesus I hate him. He's such a Karl Brodie

by Yes lord May 8, 2021

King Karl

The King Karl is when you get a breakup text while losing at video games

“Dude, you thought you had a bad night? I got King Karl’s last night!”

by BunkyBallz March 7, 2025

Tobias Karl

Gets facials on the daily. He sooo gay. Takes dick also. Booty buster.

Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”

by 11785 May 1, 2019